The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 24, 2018

That’s more than I want.

That’s not quite “non-dairy.”

Does make excellent clam chowder, though. Or so I’ve heard.

I don’t get it either.

For those who can’t tell….

that’s a breast pump, and a baby bottle, presumably full of breast milk.

But I agree with Meowlin…. I wouldn’t call it “non-dairy.”

True, you don’t see many human dairy farms ( thank goodness), so if you mean “coming from a dairy,” I suppose it doesn’t.

But milk from your pet cow would be dairy…

Human breast milk is from a mammal, too…..

and it contains lactose and animal proteins.

I thought non-dairy creamer was supposed to have neither.

Maybe that’s why I prefer my coffee black with no sugar.

ha ha ha ha think globally, buy locally

No, wait, I have another!

“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

Then he found out he was out of bread and became lack toast intolerant.

TMI! TMI!

Biology teacher asked little Johnny why a mother’s milk was better. Little Johnny thought for a moment and replied; Well, it has vitamins, and it’s fresher, and it comes in such cute containers.

He wouldn’t!

Non-dairy creamer is made from “edible oil products”. Which is why I won’t use it. If something has to tell me that it’s edible… it probably isn’t.

Keep woking it, Scott. It is getting funny. Soon you’ll be able to quit your day job.

It’s not an air horn?

“SWEEEEET !!!”

Didn’t John Travolta do something like this in “Look Who’s Talking?”