Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 30, 2018

Lesser known, but all-important…. “for want of a nail..”

I’ll bet their accountants don’t pay a million dollar for two refrigerators.

If the soldier is paraphrasing Shakespeare, Henry V’s famous line goes “Once more unto the breach…”. Not into. Today’s nitpicking is brought to you by WaitingMan Industries, annoying know-it-all for over half a century.

The repair or write-off evaluation of equipment valued at 25,000+ is 16 pages plus attachments from each signatory. No wonder most of it is “lost”.

Ammo? All they need to do is stand there yelling “PEW PEW PEW”. They’ll hit just as much.

I read that it takes 16 people to support one front line soldier.

Whoa now. You can’t just submit a Form TXQ-4A Ammo Requisition Order. You must first submit a Form A-PL2790-b authorizing the combat unit in question to receive logistical support in the first place. After that is approved, then the TxQ-4A requisition can be made to the Death Star Logistical Distribution Center (DSLDC) by giving reference to the assigned unit’s reinforcement number. After that order has been placed, unit’s officers will receive a copy of their requisition with the resupply order number that has been assigned. Keep all receipts, of course.

Look, this Death Start thing is way over budget, and since it’s sort of a moon, and it’s only going to be seen from one side and only briefly before you kill everyone, we’re only approving half the funding for half the Death Start. But if you want to refile your business plan, we’ll reconsider before we turn you down again.

It should be Form THX-1138

Don’t forget to fill out your RJ-17 form…

They could get down and funky with Form TVC15.

That’s the real evil of the Empire, the banality of accounting.

Brrr, that last one gave me chills!

Dirk Raider just refurbished his office $100,000 over budget.