Kliban by B. Kliban for March 26, 2018

Ahhhh….that’s just an old fish tale…

This guy also did a collaboration with the Beatles.

Wait a minnow….

I hate to carp… but what’s the porpoise of this?

He looks good, on his fine perch,

but salmon needs to tell him he’s way out of tuna.

I’m hard of herring, but even I  cod tell he’s floundering!

Tusk tusk tusk,

Who knew Bolton could sing?

Cry and whale all you want, you’re gonna have to bear up and go with the floe.