Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 24, 2018

Oh Eldo, sigh…

Pinky, you’ve got your rights! But how is Mort going to walk you now? His comb has gone flying, and—is that—- a PHONE in his back pocket? Oh my, modernity has come to Ballard Street.

Pinky should just take himself for a walk…..wait, he’s gonna have to now.

I don’t blame you, Pinky. When you gotta go, you gotta go. And when your system’s been trained onto a particular schedule, well …………..

This could turn ugly. I mean Walter has assumed the position.

This could turn ugly. I mean Walter has assumed the position.

Enough is enough. It’s time for action.

Now, pee on him.

Do you think he got the message?

Looks like Pinky found Barry Bonds’ stash…

Pinky is part English bull terrier – you know, the guys with the flat heads and slanty eyes ( http://dogtime.com/dog-breeds/bull-terrier)

This muscular, forceful, vigorous dog does best with active families, for he has a high energy level that comes in spurts and bursts.

He needs frequent brisk walks, occasional vigorous games of ball, and total immersion in the family, i.e. LOTS of companionship and interactive play sessions.

If ignored, Standard and Miniature Bull Terriers will become bored, and mischief will surely follow.

Has anyone thought perhaps the guy had a heart attack?

Pinky’s ruckus is credited with saving Mort’s life, and now he gets the Best Chair, many toys, and a town parade. But HE JUST WANTS HIS #%# WALK!!!