Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 21, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    And so I’d dream a bass will join meAnd fill the bottom inAnd maybe now some lead guitarSo it would not sound so thinI need some drums to set the beatAnd help me keep in timeAnd way back in the distanceSome strings would sound so fineAnd we would play togetherLike fine musicians shouldAnd it would sound like musicAnd the music would sound goodBut in real life I’m stuck withThat same old formulaMe and my monophonic symphonySix string orchestra

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    Andrew Capp  over 6 years ago

    @Number Six.

    You’ve made my day! X

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    Vizungu  over 6 years ago

    @Six, where did you go…!?

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    Sandfan  over 6 years ago

    Much more likely that the drummer was calling to ask Bob for bail money.

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    Sandfan  over 6 years ago

    @NUMBER SIX

    Great to have you back, mate! And remember, Illegitimi non carborundum.

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    Alan Jones  over 6 years ago

    Maybe his drummer was recently knighted.

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    joefearsnothing  over 6 years ago

    What happened to Pursell and his Irish brogue, lads?

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    Bob will never get any respect from Andy.

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    maverick1usa  over 6 years ago

    Happy return NUMBER SIX!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    Hey, welcome back, Number Six! You’ve been missed. Nice to see that there’s SOME justice even in these treacherous modern times!

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    @Number SixI forgot you don’t read the replies, just the comments….so…I’ll reiterate….Welcome Back !

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    Guitar Bob wants to smash that guitar over Andy’s head!

    And then buy himself a flashy electric one to annoy Andy even more.

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    Number There’s Song of the Day:

    https://youtu.be/RMaLi0xsEWY

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    In relation to the above song…

    Has anybody ever had a lucid dream? Apparently you can train yourself to have them.

    I would like to try it. The only dreams I have are just weird and I still practically fall out of bed when I have a falling dream or when I dream all my teeth have fell out.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 6 years ago

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    tad1  over 6 years ago

    Welcome back, Number Six! :)

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    @Number Six

    It was a pleasant surprise to see you back. Still is!

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