Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 28, 2018

The engine on her broom is probably pretty much shot.

She’s eaten herself out of house and home.

My face would be green too if i ate that much gingerbread.

“Doe this house make my a$$ look big?”

It’s not the gingerbread…

It’s the four whole children it lured.

Is it time to head to the gym and exercise? Better look at your watch. That’s how witches tell time, on their witch watch!

The Wicked Fat Witch of the Feast

Fat shaming herself.

Wonder if most of it was consumed during “the curse” each month.

Jonathan Swift comes to mind, lolol.

…and speaking of HINDsight, I’m following you and that’s all I can see. I guess this is a No-Passing Zone.

Witches Be Loco!

I can’t believe that she ate the whole thing!

We eat what we sow.