The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 31, 2018

One of cats, who hated baths, would jump from the counter to the top of the shower and walk around, checking out the person in the shower. Since cats are klutzes, this inspired real fear of a falling cat with all claws extended. Fortunately, he never fell, but we’d have to call each other for cat removal.

So your nickname became Claude.

In our house it’s the dog who comes and stares.

I always wanted to put seltzer water and an olive in a cat’s water bowl and call it a catatonic.

What is that person doing in there?

All cats.

My wife’s aunt stayed with us for a couple of days and our big tom cat enjoyed watching her. She complained that the cat was a voyeur. I said all cats are voyeurs.

Our cats like to watch the water droplets running down the shower curtain…and occasionally try to catch them.

Tomcat is prepurring to attack.

Tom says, “I think you need a trip to the vet, just like the one you gave me!”

My Russian Blue likes to watch shower also, When I brush my teeth or wash my hands he is often found staring into the bathroom floor drain trying to work out where that dreaded water is going.