Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 30, 2018

Let’s go build a bridge between the peaks of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Who in Phoebe’s family (just amongst herself, mother, and father) have allergies?

What is mars like, Marigold?

Moral: Never give a mystical creature allergy medicine that has a high alcohol content.

In small print, on the allergy medicine’s label- WARNING! May cause magical creatures to hallucinate!

Do they still sell the good stuff over the counter? At one point, you had to take a card to the pharmacy to buy it, and then it was gone through reformulation. Luckily I’m not kept awake through congestion as often as I used to be.

Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. (Yes, I know that feeling!)

Neither a child-proof nor a unicorn-proof cap?

Did she take allergy medicine or hallucinogens?

Whoa!

I feel really bad about how much that is making me laugh.

A unicorn, high on cold medicine! Comedy gold!