Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 21, 2018

Definitely a “Battle of Wits.”

Suds will win!!

They need to brush up on their folk heroes. Next they’ll ask if Paul Bunyan was a guy with bunions.

I have to wonder if those girls have even one brain cell between them. As for Suds, I know he doesn’t.

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Anyone notice that “Dawn” and “Joy” are commercial detergents?

John Henry was a steel driving man — he beat the machine but died doing it.

Variations on a theme by Charlie Daniels.

Does anyone understand how long the dishwasher has to run before it’s done? Suds will win!

John Henry said to the captain,

Well, a man ain’t nothing but a man,

But afore I let that steam washer outwash me,

I’ll die with a dish mop in my hand.

Lord, Lord,

I’ll die with a dish mop in my hand.

Lawd, lawd!

Jawn?