Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 23, 2018

(Tongs not sanitized for your protection.)

Please help us continue our low prices by keeping urination on the bulk superimposed only.

BUY BULK CRACK AND SAVE.

PLEASE KEEP TONGS AND SCOOP AWAY FROM BULK CRACK.

Stool sample

No if, ands, or butts about it.

No picking either.

“Thank you for not snacking.” They’d get exactly the same amount of compliance with no sign.

One of your bulk frosted flakes is out of the bin.

Week in coming? Friday, Frogday, jump into the beginning of it!

Too lazy or too slow to streak the place.

“I don’t know, but it’s eating my popcorn.”

That’s one way to bulk up. Not in a good way, but it’s a way.

Fishnet Friday has sure changed.

Butt-crack Friday doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Thanks for Photo Shopping at Theresa’s Lameness Supermarket.

Remember:

No Tongs, No Thongs, No Service !

tank you laffin larrry for keeping fishnet fri alive

He wanted to go to the Klub… always did get things bass-ackwards.

…butt, who watches the watchers?

Perhaps get some chaps, chap.

I would gladly shop my neighborhood Bulk Buy, if my neighborhood had a Bulk Buy. It does not. In any case the half-naked stooge seems superimposed on the aisle shot, or he is stooled upon a glass ceiling and/or floor. which keeps the premises sanitary regardless of his being at stool….

[Insert off-color joke pertaining to bulk amounts of undesirable stuff….]