In Security by Bea R. for March 30, 2018

A line Hubbs would never think of….

“You know, if you stood directly under the order here sign, you might get more requests than orders.”

We’re all impressed, we thought for sure you’d pass out and have to ride home on the flatbed.

Hubbs has got to be careful with all the running, eventually his legs are gonna break under the weight of his upper body. XD

Poor guy.

He more than makes up for Ellie’s overall cluelessness with his own self-consciousness. ✨

If only he knew she was intrigued about him the first time they met.

Hmmm,small guys with big vehicles…

You shouldn’t go in there again, Hubbs. Next time, order something to go.

A thirteen year old brain in a twenty something year old body.

Yeah, I bet she has never met a marathon racer.

Sad thing is, she probably didn´t.

Hubbs hides by hubcap for his protection

Sweet on Ms. Ellie, it’s her selection

Just who to date and who to kiss

One glance at Hubbs for him is bliss.

It’s Chix ‘n’ Wings now everyday

Sit in a booth ‘til he can say

O please Ms. Ellie with me a meal share

I’ll be a good boy and try not to stare

At your luscious beauty and fabulous curves

I’m not a bad guy. Just a case of bad nerves.

Yep, this was/is totally me after finally mustering up the courage to talk to a pretty girl. No wonder I’m still single!

Maybe Sam should drive. This will be as close to driving a monster truck as he’ll ever get.

Sedine…

If she gets angry and sits and does nothing, there wil be a wordplay on Sedinementary.

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Easy sentence to make her angry:

“When your high school put on a production of The Wizard of Oz, How many other Munchkins were there?”