In Security by Bea R. for March 29, 2018

You’d think he’d die of dehydration from losing all that sweat.

I guess it’s a good thing he didn’t drink any beer, if this is Hubbs sober I’d hate to see him drunk. XD

Panel #2 reminds me of something, but can’t quite remember what.

Vintage “Mad Magazine” art from the 1950’s, perhaps …?

https://goo.gl/images/6dqovh

I like her real (no longer in waitress program mode) face.

I hope that does not mean he gave her a seven figure tip.

guessing the total is his number? :p

At Chix ‘n’ Wings sweet Ellie brings anxiety and lust

To Hubbs’ full heart. It is a start. His words he does not trust

To let her know his feelings grow. He thinks about her kitty

That time they met, how he did sweat, because she is so pretty.

Wants her to have his number, yet his sweat washed it away

He must return to Chix ‘n’ Wings to try another day.

If the bill total has seven numbers, he overtipped.

First, I thought he was hogging the tablecloth. Then, I remembered he’s sweating like Niagara Falls. I suppose the toppled glass contributed a little bit.

General comment:

All the female characters have relatively long hair.

“A woman’s hair should be long enough to strangle a man if he misbehaves.”

This would make a good T-shirt.

You probably could not get away with making the reply T-shirt.

For if a woman comments that some men have very thick necks, the snide reply is:

“What makes you think the neck is the part of a man most likely to misbehave.”

Ize got no money to donate, but I will send in the occasional joke idea.