Pickles by Brian Crane for May 06, 2018

way to go, Earl

Opal is still mad about that incident with the toilet the other day.

“I wouldn’t have married you, Earl, if you were less good-looking, because the billy goats gruff would have already taken you out of the picture long before I ever came along.”

I wouldn’t marry a spit-taker.

I think she spit in his face on purpose. Just remember old woman…payback is a bitch

false assumption on Earl’s part

I’m a few inches shorter than the Mrs. It makes no difference when you are horizontal.

If you don’t want the truth, it may be better to not ask the question.

At least it didn’t come out her nose too. LOL

I love it when men accuse women of being shallow. Earl, would you have married Opal if she’d worn a smaller bra size?

So far the score is like Opal 367, Earl 124 or thereabouts. It just seems lopsided. (All scores are totally made up.)

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”

“Trust me; we don’t.”

What is the deal about showing shortened comics. It seems as though Pickles is the only one that they do this too. Odd thing, Pickles is also on Arcamax comic site and this week it was shortened the same as this one.