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The only @#%$@ I am wrestling with is this image of
Rabbit wearing baby bunnies as shoes, down on both knees with heart shaped nipples and a Phallus in the shape of Teresasâ name and playing Peek-A-Boo with Dr. Freud.
This makes Silence of the Lambs look like a nursery rhyme.
I need a cigarette.
no fishnet nor a nude
drama can be fun - i was carrying about 50 pounds plus of cat food and other groceries and someone yelled at me as i nudged them
i said sorry, person grunted angrily
gave them a quarter and told them to go buy some manners
confused grunter
Teresa just showed you some of the tame Stu Meads - I donât think even the Sunday FB could handle most of the others. Stu is rather keen on adolescent sexualityâŠ
Teresa - since you asked us to take youâre Self-Published Novel Seriously, we (the Great Unwashed) always do what you say, and I have a dubble minor in Novelism and Editation from UTEP, here goes.
Several Plot elements strain credulity and should be Rewritten.
Now, first of all, you use âNowâ to begin a sentence only three times. Good Novelism 101 dictates that âNowâ be used to begin EVERY sentence that doesnât begin with âAnd.â And you only use âAndâ to begin three sentences. Now, you should try to begin more sentences with âAnd.â And then you wouldnât have to use âNowâ so often.
And, second of all, you set youâre Novel in a restaurant owned by this Cheral person. Now Everyone knows a Young Woman in her childbearing years cannot operate a business. They are not very good at business matters. And could never successfully operate anything as complicated as a Diner. You should make her Husband, Brother or male Neighbor the owner, and she can be a waitress. Now you could make her older than 39 (after she has served her useful purpose in life). Maybe Women of That Age shouldnât own a Business, either. But if Sheâs That Old, who cares?
Now, third of all, the Mayan calendar ends on December 30, 2012. So a setting in the year 2048 is so fantastical it could make the Authorism of youâre Work as a whole seem comically Dilettantish (is it Dilettantish or Dilettante-ish? I forget)
And, Next-To-Lastly, for Marketing purposes, you might want to tamp down the overtly sexual nature of youâre SubPlot (Everyone knows that âShuttle launchâ has the same meaning as âHiking the Appalachian Trailâ). Since every other book on the shelves is either by, for or about Sarah Palin, change the NASA theme to a Tea Party one and screw Left Wing Pinko Pulitzer Prize Committee âcause weâre talking KaChing!
Now, finally, youâre Main Character is named âDavid.â And, Everyone also knows that all Davids are Nothing but a bunch of homesexual warmongering Puppykillers. You should Change his first name to something that implies warrmth, empathy, virility, rectitude, and, above all, common sense reasonableness (such as Joe-Allen).
Otherwise your style and composition Is Unrefudiatably perfect. And I should Know - Mother was an English teacher.
grapfhics about 14 years ago
Love that metallic ink T-shirt on the blog! Radiology is full of surprizes
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
When youâve finished with your bunny fantasies, Iâll be here.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 14 years ago
It is a balancing act.
LocoOwl about 14 years ago
Easy, big fella! Deep breathsâŠ..
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 14 years ago
Thatâs no Playboyâą bunny!!!
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Teresa must be really close to this bunny for it to have her name tattooed on such a special place.
Commentator about 14 years ago
Is that pubic hair???
Oxnate about 14 years ago
Where can I get one of those metallic ink t-shirts?
The Old Wolf about 14 years ago
Teresa, I have no idea where you find the amazing stuff that you do. Itâs like youâre this natural conduit for the orgasmically bizarre.
On the note of Civil Defense, I used to pass these out on the streets of NY in the 60âs for a lark with my friends:
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The Old Wolf about 14 years ago
Yeah, I liked todayâs signature. Iâm a typical GoComics readerâŠ
Fred Kuechenmeister about 14 years ago
now this is a classic MzD-B stripâŠ..
PS: also you give good blog todayâŠ.
6turtle9 about 14 years ago
The only @#%$@ I am wrestling with is this image of Rabbit wearing baby bunnies as shoes, down on both knees with heart shaped nipples and a Phallus in the shape of Teresasâ name and playing Peek-A-Boo with Dr. Freud. This makes Silence of the Lambs look like a nursery rhyme. I need a cigarette.
hendelca Premium Member about 14 years ago
Now I am all confused as to what day of the week it is. No fishnet to tell me it was Friday!
trekkermint about 14 years ago
no fishnet nor a nude drama can be fun - i was carrying about 50 pounds plus of cat food and other groceries and someone yelled at me as i nudged them i said sorry, person grunted angrily gave them a quarter and told them to go buy some manners confused grunter
Ushindi about 14 years ago
Teresa just showed you some of the tame Stu Meads - I donât think even the Sunday FB could handle most of the others. Stu is rather keen on adolescent sexualityâŠ
Mother Thalweg about 14 years ago
Teresa - since you asked us to take youâre Self-Published Novel Seriously, we (the Great Unwashed) always do what you say, and I have a dubble minor in Novelism and Editation from UTEP, here goes.
Several Plot elements strain credulity and should be Rewritten.
Now, first of all, you use âNowâ to begin a sentence only three times. Good Novelism 101 dictates that âNowâ be used to begin EVERY sentence that doesnât begin with âAnd.â And you only use âAndâ to begin three sentences. Now, you should try to begin more sentences with âAnd.â And then you wouldnât have to use âNowâ so often.
And, second of all, you set youâre Novel in a restaurant owned by this Cheral person. Now Everyone knows a Young Woman in her childbearing years cannot operate a business. They are not very good at business matters. And could never successfully operate anything as complicated as a Diner. You should make her Husband, Brother or male Neighbor the owner, and she can be a waitress. Now you could make her older than 39 (after she has served her useful purpose in life). Maybe Women of That Age shouldnât own a Business, either. But if Sheâs That Old, who cares?
Now, third of all, the Mayan calendar ends on December 30, 2012. So a setting in the year 2048 is so fantastical it could make the Authorism of youâre Work as a whole seem comically Dilettantish (is it Dilettantish or Dilettante-ish? I forget)
And, Next-To-Lastly, for Marketing purposes, you might want to tamp down the overtly sexual nature of youâre SubPlot (Everyone knows that âShuttle launchâ has the same meaning as âHiking the Appalachian Trailâ). Since every other book on the shelves is either by, for or about Sarah Palin, change the NASA theme to a Tea Party one and screw Left Wing Pinko Pulitzer Prize Committee âcause weâre talking KaChing!
Now, finally, youâre Main Character is named âDavid.â And, Everyone also knows that all Davids are Nothing but a bunch of homesexual warmongering Puppykillers. You should Change his first name to something that implies warrmth, empathy, virility, rectitude, and, above all, common sense reasonableness (such as Joe-Allen).
Otherwise your style and composition Is Unrefudiatably perfect. And I should Know - Mother was an English teacher.
P.S. Does Cheralâs Diner serve Lasagna?
grapfhics about 14 years ago
Paris in the 50âs, I hope nobody is that lonely. But sheâs callipygous.