Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 13, 2018

Go back to leather helmets & just a single bar for the face!

I think the days are coming when we will no longer have football or boxing.

Step 1: remove all pads, and the helmet. Players wear shorts and a tee-shirt, sleeves optional.

Step 2: increase the squad on the field to 18 guys.

Step 3: eliminate the idea of separate ‘offense’, ‘defense’, and ‘special teams’.

Step 4: make the field bigger. And oval. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football_playing_field

Step 5: adopt Australian Football rules. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football

Step 6: Take no prisoners.[gets coat, leaves, singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’.]

Back to Rugby styles. Helmets are just ear protectors ‘cause you know the boys are boys and do things in scrums.

Just make it Flag Football and get it over with.

mud!—-just play all games in MUD! what could be squishier?

Get rid of artificial turf. Go back to GRASS. Far fewer injuries when playing on GRASS

Play football in a very large Bounce House!