The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 12, 2018

What does this mean?

Book him Danno.

Then the TSA should be checking luggage for Pauly Shore movies too.

Ishtar, root out every last copy.

dont worry, with TSA on the job nothing will be discovered except some person with get his rear sniffed up good by a doggie and his crotch checked out by, well, you know….

Waterworld.

Ishtar. The review simply said, “Ish Tarrible”

The Flintstone Movie. "Yabba dabba don’t.

Caddyshack 2

I thought that A Wrinkle in Time did pretty well at the box office. [Googles…] I guess it didn’t. Not really a bomb, but it sounds like it will be lucky to break even.

Never say bomb on an airplane……………………. bomb, bomb, bomb!

Uh, oh – ‘Nacho Libre’ and ‘Tenacious D & The Pick of Destiny’ had better hide!

I saw A Wrinkle In Time and it was good movie. I never trust critics. After all most raved about The Force Awakens and although it was a blockbuster, it was awful.

The worst movie I ever saw was a Disney attempt at science fiction called The Black Hole. The critics apparently loved it, because it had a 5 star rating whenever it was shown on t.v. for years afterward.

I liked A Wrinkle in Time. Minor flaws but it certainly doesn’t deserve to be called a bomb, especially when there are so many, much more deserving movies out there.

You could have a jumbo jet stacked to the ceiling and not have enough room.

Worst movie ever: Aliens 3. I give it a minus 12 out of 10. Zero for being a dreary depressing movie. Minus two for the two hours of my life that I’ll never get back. And minus 10 more for retroactively ruining the end of the second Aliens movie. A little creative writing could have avoided all of those issues, and at least it would be rated in positive territory.