The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 10, 2018

she is blocking the aisle, MOOOOOOve over!

Can’t un-see that…

I think her bra should be a lot lower.

She’s a decent hoofer.

Where’s a cattle prod when you need one?

If ‘she’ is really a steer, doesn’t this make ‘her’ a drag queen?

Talk about a bum steer…

I see Scott likes to keep up with the new music. That song is only 18 years old!

I’ve herd Kevin Federline wants more moola from her.

Locker up!

I think I prefer Cow Patty Griffin.

I expected more to milk cow puns outta this one.

That black and white combo is udder embarrassment.

She’s past her USDA Prime

And yet, I’m disturbingly moooved by the imagery…