Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 17, 2018

oooh… harsh

I you don’t like any particualar person, surely you must have a canine role model you look up to, Snoopy? Laika? Balto? Hachiko? Maybe Lassie, or the Head Beagle? There are plenty, fiction and non-fiction, to choos from?

Snoopy needs to read Red & Rover. Snoopy seems a bit uptight.

Snoopy’s a cat in disguise!

Why don’t you write something about “that round-headed kid”, you know the one who brings your dinner?

Write about the Flying Ace, Snoopy ;)

This is a very confusing early morning read. Is Snoopy saying his frequent dog kisses don’t mean he likes Lucy? He sure gets a silly grin each time de does it. Now that gal as the subject of a book — like her or not — might end up as his ticket to a best seller!

What about that round headed kid? He brings you dinner everyday.

You’re supremely qualified for blogging, then, Snoopster. ;D

How about a book about cats? Lots of material for that, you could collude with the cat next door. It may be a Russian cat.

I know, that’s why I hate them.

He’s lying, dogs like (almost) anybody. Maybe he hasn’t had his coffee yet…

“From ‘Joe Cool’ to ‘The World War I Flying Ace’: How to Create and Maintain a Vivid Fantasy Life”

He needs a mighty subject. Himself.

Snoopy is just bitter at the publishers (I know the feeling!)

maybe dogs don’t like anyone like Snoopy says BUT they have figured out how to control the people system they have to deal with???

I would’ve expected a response like that from a cat.

Really? Then dogs and cats have something in common.

Not even that transvestite Lassie? how about Yukon King? Scrappy Doo? How about Toto? White fang?

Not even Woodstock?

I guess Mr. Schulz was having a bad day when he wrote this one.

That ain’t true