Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 18, 2018

As if Andy has a Facebook or an Instagram account (in the comic strip universe that is).

“Mister”? Andy has earned a “Mister”?

I noticed when I was in Japan, (I was stationed there for two years, U.S. Navy), that small Japanese restaurants would often have small plastic models of all their dishes on display outside the restaurant so that the non-Japanese could point out which dish they wanted to order. Which is good, since I can’t read their Kanji script on the menu.

Mr. Capp probably is still trying to figure out his Smartphone!

I could see this one coming from way down the M1. Kilometers away.

Would that be a fire or a health warning?

You get what you deserve from a cook, Andy. Especially if that cook is the wife whose purse you routinely pilfer for pub and gambling money.

Maybe so you can see what you’re missing by being out at the PUB?

Eldo’s classic is a perfect illustration of why low-tech Andy is much funnier than modern tech Andy. (Aside from the obvious differences in talent between Reg and the current “creative” team!) I miss the creaky old metal bathtub that Flo had to fill up with buckets of hot water from the sink when Andy was taking his yearly bath.

I really don’t see the point of that at all.

People who do that just want the “Ooohs” and “Ahhhs” methinks.

xxx

If you’d shown up when it was ready, it was pretty good. It’s been sitting on the stove an extra few hours, you can chisel it off the pan.

I don’t really understand this nonsense of posting pictures of food. I suppose if it’s something you made, it would be all right, but if it’s something you ordered in a restaurant, then it’s just plain stupid.

This is just one of the many reasons i am not on social media. I really don’t care what anyone has for dinner and I don’t know why anyone would care what I have.