Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 01, 2010

Can I take a bite of the doughnut first?

Today I see four, ‘count ‘em four Frog Blog entries that I need to post on various people’s Facebook walls.

What if I say “no!” Can I still have a jelly doughnut?

You crack me up Radfish. But I’ll just tell her no thanks and next please. My only problem is she is the only person in line…and doesen’t it take two points for a line? Dang. It sucks to be me.

Re: end of the world…that explains the earthquake we had here in Japan yesterday morning. I’ll just make sure I don’t have any vacation plans after May 2011. I mean, these people wouldn’t lie or be misinformed, would they? Would they?

We’re out of jelly will you settle for banana cream?

If you provide the service.

Wow, I thought you’d never ask! Have you got a box of a dozen?

Be still my heart.

There is something just lasciviously delicious about today’s strip!

How did the GoComics overlords miss censoring this one??

MzB….have to agree that today’s blog is pretty good, hardly lame at all… must be a ghost writer… plus I learned that Amazon has a health and wellness section that is also not lame….. and today isn’t even Sunday…..

you may NOT take a bite out of the donut. but you can suck the jelly out if you want to

Impossible, you consumed the last one.

Teresa I take offense at your idea of a typical gocomics reader. My finger is much bigger than that.

Mmmm… I think I’m turned on.

End of the world? That’s right, Harold’s latest end-of-the-world prediction is much better than his previous ones because this one is solidly based on counting the occurrences of the number three in scripture (or something like that). Still, a coworker of mine noted that the Campions were out shopping with an eye on new furniture last month… Wouldn’t want to invite the Risen Messiah into a house with a scratched end table, now would we…

If it talks does it have teeth?

My dad had a ner- a- car in his auto wrecking yard business. I used to ride it all around the wrecked cars back in the 1950s till my dad cought me.

Now I want a cookie, chocolate chip preferred

Ich bin ein Berliner.

You can have the jelly doughnut if I can have the shoes.

Can I clean up after the massage?

The Biblical test for a true prophet is 100% accuracy. If they blow it once, they are a false prophet. The penalty for false prophets is stoning. In the mid-to-late ’80s I informed the Jehovah’s Witnesses on my door-step. They sat out front in the car talking for about half an hour & haven’t come back. On other occasions, when asked, “Have you read the Book of Mormon?” I respond “Yes. but the Quran is better poetry.” Baptists are harder to discourage.

Is that really your, er… kitty?

Ushindi we know you told us, some if us checked the link out and we were dumbstruck. It’s companies like Amazon that make America great. I am swelling already …

I followed your link too Ushindi and got the exact same thing.

I guess that jelly donut actually would go straight to her thighs.

‘HER’ THIGHS?

Only if you’ll snort my nether-truffles, darlink.