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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 23, 2018
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awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“But Mom, that’s what my armor is for!”
Farside99 almost 7 years ago
And did you remember to put on clean underwear?
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
Better get him some WD40 too to help eliminate those pesky squeaks when he moves.
GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Just what part of my body is exposed to the sun?
DanFlak almost 7 years ago
I remember telling my mom, “OK, if I put on the sweater will you feel warmer?”
jpayne4040 almost 7 years ago
It’s usually just easier to make her happy.
smgray almost 7 years ago
It will work fine if it is oil based
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 7 years ago
You don’t want mom to have a “melt down.”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Mom, actually what I need is the Armorall.”
ForbushMan almost 7 years ago
Little vertical tan bars on your face…
PoodleGroomer almost 7 years ago
It has enough grease that swords, spears, and arrows slide off to the side.
colcam almost 7 years ago
The technology to create that tube is in conflict with the armor he is wearing.
celeconecca almost 7 years ago
At least he won’t rust if the rain comes down (oh, no, oh no, don’t let the rain come down ☔☔)
dbmail545 almost 7 years ago
I don’t think the sun could get through the dirt in those days