Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 23, 2018

“But Mom, that’s what my armor is for!”

And did you remember to put on clean underwear?

Better get him some WD40 too to help eliminate those pesky squeaks when he moves.

Just what part of my body is exposed to the sun?

I remember telling my mom, “OK, if I put on the sweater will you feel warmer?”

It’s usually just easier to make her happy.

It will work fine if it is oil based

You don’t want mom to have a “melt down.”

“Mom, actually what I need is the Armorall.”

Little vertical tan bars on your face…

It has enough grease that swords, spears, and arrows slide off to the side.

The technology to create that tube is in conflict with the armor he is wearing.

At least he won’t rust if the rain comes down (oh, no, oh no, don’t let the rain come down ☔☔)

I don’t think the sun could get through the dirt in those days