Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 17, 2018

He’s thinking of the Warner Brothers cartoon “Duck, Rabbit, Duck!”

I’m almost reminiscing of the NES “Duck Hunt” video game (which was a times programmed into the same cartridge the first “Super Mario Brothers”).

PONCHO, YOU"RE AN IDIOT!!

So the duck has watched cartoons.

Yup. Pretty much what you would expect from a city dog living with city people.

Reality check coming from the duck! Killing ducks or any sentient being is not funny!

Suffering succotash!

Somebody Daffy.

Daffy Duck flying south for the winter – “This fog is as thick as pea thoop.” (smacking sounds) “Thaaaaay, it IS pea thoop!”

2 reasons I don’t hunt: (1) I can get all the food I want at a grocery store; and (2) Pellets. First I hate picking pellets out of my food, Second I hate biting into pellets, and Third I hate swallowing pellets. If I needed to hunt in order to survive, I would. But I don’t, so I don’t.

Isn’t is wonderful that we live in a country where those who can afford to shop for food and enjoy the literal ‘fruit’ of other peoples labor? I mean, really, who actually ‘needs’ to hunt for food. “Let them eat cake”. Right?