Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 16, 2018

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Good old Bill to the rescue!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’ve done that! When swinging the bottle around to move the ketchup to the proper end of the bottle, make certain that the cap is firmly in place. Of course, they were glass bottles, then.

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    Sisu60  over 6 years ago

    crazy condiment cat

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Actually many people seem to use that method to solve problems. Simplicity is beyond their grasp.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 6 years ago

    Who/what ever Bill was aiming for, he got… mission accomplished.

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    johnec  over 6 years ago

    Not a good metaphor. The strikes were limited and targeted . . . they just weren’t effective.

    There should have been a completely unsauced hamburger somewhere in that picture to complete the metaphor.

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    Geophyzz  over 6 years ago

    Furtherly? My computer gives it a red underline as I type it. I suspect Berkeley chose it to foreshadow the actions of his most bizarre fur-bearing character.

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    Diat60  over 6 years ago

    I was about 12 and dancing in the living room to the radio, with a fountain pen in my hand. It sprayed. All over the two new armchairs my parents had bought a couple of days before. I leave the rest to your imagination.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Woke.

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    Holden Awn  over 6 years ago

    I got a large grape juice stain across our kitchen ceiling when I was a kid. My dad came home; looked at it; pondered for a bit; then said, “I won’t punish you, if you’ll tell me how you did it”.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 6 years ago

    As an infant I sneezed beets all over the newly painted yellow kitchen. My parents took me to Mexico. I do sometimes think they MEANT to leave me. (61 and I’m still not allowed beets!)

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    wirepunchr  over 6 years ago

    My aunt had the habit of changing my cousins diaper with her coffee cup setting next to the where he was changed until he made a perfect fountain into her cup! ;-}

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    opsono  over 6 years ago

    The real indication that civilization is doomed is that ketchup exists in the first place.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Bill, you da Cat!

    Dose pengies and hoomans? Foggeddaboutit!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A ketchup suppository can’t be a good thing.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Was the Metaphor have anything to do with Catsup?? ( get it? Cat-wasssup!).

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    codedaddy  over 6 years ago

    Shake and shake the Ketchup bottle. None’ll come, and then a lot’l. – Ogden Nash

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