Do lines like these ever work?
No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!
“The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”
What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!
Pack up and shuffle off.
The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.
Poker.
Can you help me pick up these cards?
Vacuum!
Go fish!
No dice, buddy.
“Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.
Intersuit romance – kinky!
Make love, not War.
The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.
Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…
For an elongated pun – very funny!
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”
“Get used to the friend zone.”
If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.
Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild
“Would you like to join my club?”
I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.
Which ones the stud?
“Hit the road, Jack!”
“I see a diamond in your future.”
“Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.
Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?
Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Do lines like these ever work?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
“The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”
Auntie Socialist over 6 years ago
What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!
Superfrog over 6 years ago
Pack up and shuffle off.
Bilan over 6 years ago
The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.
osceola over 6 years ago
Poker.
jreckard over 6 years ago
Can you help me pick up these cards?
Vacuum!
Stevefk over 6 years ago
Go fish!
J Short over 6 years ago
No dice, buddy.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
Intersuit romance – kinky!
mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago
Make love, not War.
uniquename over 6 years ago
The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.
StratmanRon over 6 years ago
Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
For an elongated pun – very funny!
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”
“Get used to the friend zone.”
Needles2sayu~sewFunny over 6 years ago
If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.
mantydad over 6 years ago
Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild
angie creator over 6 years ago
“Would you like to join my club?”
Lablubber over 6 years ago
I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.
pcolli over 6 years ago
Which ones the stud?
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
“Hit the road, Jack!”
P51Strega over 6 years ago
“I see a diamond in your future.”
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
“Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.
Vilyehm over 6 years ago
Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?