Do lines like these ever work?
No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!
“The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”
What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!
Pack up and shuffle off.
The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.
Poker.
Can you help me pick up these cards?
Vacuum!
Go fish!
No dice, buddy.
“Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.
Intersuit romance – kinky!
Make love, not War.
The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.
Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…
For an elongated pun – very funny!
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”
“Get used to the friend zone.”
If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.
Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild
“Would you like to join my club?”
I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.
Which ones the stud?
“Hit the road, Jack!”
“I see a diamond in your future.”
“Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.
Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Do lines like these ever work?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”
Auntie Socialist almost 7 years ago
What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!
Superfrog almost 7 years ago
Pack up and shuffle off.
Bilan almost 7 years ago
The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.
osceola almost 7 years ago
Poker.
jreckard almost 7 years ago
Can you help me pick up these cards?
Vacuum!
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
Go fish!
J Short almost 7 years ago
No dice, buddy.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.
nosirrom almost 7 years ago
Intersuit romance – kinky!
mourdac Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Make love, not War.
uniquename almost 7 years ago
The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.
StratmanRon almost 7 years ago
Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…
WCraft Premium Member almost 7 years ago
For an elongated pun – very funny!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”
“Get used to the friend zone.”
Needles2sayu~sewFunny almost 7 years ago
If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.
mantydad almost 7 years ago
Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild
angie creator almost 7 years ago
“Would you like to join my club?”
Lablubber almost 7 years ago
I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.
pcolli almost 7 years ago
Which ones the stud?
Kind&Kinder almost 7 years ago
“Hit the road, Jack!”
P51Strega almost 7 years ago
“I see a diamond in your future.”
Stephen Gilberg almost 7 years ago
“Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.
Vilyehm almost 7 years ago
Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?