The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 27, 2018

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Do lines like these ever work?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No, really, I’m straight! And I’m flush, too!!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “The joker ain’t the only fool who’ll do anything for you”

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    Auntie Socialist  over 6 years ago

    What an embarrassing moment when when the King andQueen of Spades bump into each other in the same nightclub!

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    Pack up and shuffle off.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    The Jack of Spades doesn’t have to worry about pickup lines. He is the reward.

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    osceola  over 6 years ago

    Poker.

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    Can you help me pick up these cards?

    Vacuum!

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Go fish!

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    No dice, buddy.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Go jump off a bridge” is my bid for a response. No trick to it at all.

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Intersuit romance – kinky!

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    mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Make love, not War.

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    uniquename  over 6 years ago

    The Ace of Spades digs the King of Hearts.

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    StratmanRon  over 6 years ago

    Well, if he’s not straight, he could make a pair…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    For an elongated pun – very funny!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…”

    “Get used to the friend zone.”

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  over 6 years ago

    If they all weren’t so bent on rolling their dice….they possibly could have the winning hand. But this obviously is a single player game.

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    mantydad  over 6 years ago

    Sorry boy’s The Joker is all they want because the Joker’s Wild

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    angie creator over 6 years ago

    “Would you like to join my club?”

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    I’ve heard of hitting the deck, but never hitting on the deck.

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    pcolli  over 6 years ago

    Which ones the stud?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    “Hit the road, Jack!”

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    P51Strega  over 6 years ago

    “I see a diamond in your future.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    “Baby, you’re a ten.” Literally.

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    Vilyehm  over 6 years ago

    Who is going to be kinky and suggest three card Monty?

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