Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 18, 2018

Offhand and snide as two examples.

I would speak of futures you can never see.

Mostly that is because they are my own, or lies.

The distinction would be lost to you, of course.

You would find it uninteresting, either way.

This is an incomplete fabrication … and you can halfway quote me on that ….

My Buds n I called ligters, willows or a pipe wrench…

Gimme WiFi…slap…A zillion too little!

That’s a nice ice breaker. Conversation can go anywhere (or nowhere, admittedly) from there.

Is this some kind of vegetable plot? I don’t have the celery to lettuce ignore the radish hue. It has me beet.

Let’s caul the hole thing “Off”

I say people will deny reality if reality denies them.

Is that Obama?

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For the love of all things holey, Tee:

hasn’t Dan Quayle suffered enough?

Also say things a lot you do.

Pahpeeyea mahshay, Surebit, Yeeroh, Kybosh, Kelltick, Shihconnurree, Cheepoatlay, Soice, Pie.

(Excuse me for a moment; I have to go to the kitchen….)

…Yes; I was afraid of that. My Burnt Sienna is a tad overdone., shading to blackened. Durned woodcuts! I was sure we had had the preaching blackfriar thing licked; but no, it raises its ever-distinguishing head again here!

Frog Applause alters a person’s view of “reality” and converts it into a negotiable kind of realty instead. To wit: hail, Froglandia!