This case has rhyme nor reason. She’s not a uni- or even a common orn, But can she help how she was born? It is said that to all things there’s a season. Who does this court think they are fooling? Sure seems to me they just wanted their hooves cooling. Friendship between orns is rare, Honarable judge, do not make her despair. This girl has a heart of gold, And it is time this was told. So set her free and prove even common orns sublime, Surely you all can do other things with your time.
I’m suddenly being reminded of Encounter At Far Point, the pilot episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation; where Q placed humanity on trial for being a notoriously savage race.
In this case, Phoebe is definitely “guilty”… I just hope she won’t be sentenced to go to jail for being who she is… Or worst yet, get the death penalty! O_O
Averagemoe over 6 years ago
You think that makes it awkward? This isn’t even her final form.
https://www.amazon.com/Today-Ill-Unicorn-Phoebe-Her/dp/1449489990/
Dirty Dragon over 6 years ago
I bet Fred Gailey could prove to the court that Phoebe is a unicorn.
“Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.”
“I believe… I believe… It’s silly, but I believe.”
codycab over 6 years ago
How did he not see Phoebe??? He’s wearing glasses…and is a unicorn!
CeeJay over 6 years ago
I just noticed that Phoebe’s name sounds like she could be one of the Charmed ones.
jomlongo over 6 years ago
I thought the unicorns were supposed to hold this trial in rhyme.
asrialfeeple over 6 years ago
This case has rhyme nor reason. She’s not a uni- or even a common orn, But can she help how she was born? It is said that to all things there’s a season. Who does this court think they are fooling? Sure seems to me they just wanted their hooves cooling. Friendship between orns is rare, Honarable judge, do not make her despair. This girl has a heart of gold, And it is time this was told. So set her free and prove even common orns sublime, Surely you all can do other things with your time.
amaneaux over 6 years ago
“You hold the trials without the defendants present? What kind of kangaroo court is this?”
“No, this is a unicorn court. The kangaroos meet down the hall.”
jerrica.benton333 11 months ago
thi sis like that time i actually showed up for court… except i got chocolate
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 4 months ago
I’m suddenly being reminded of Encounter At Far Point, the pilot episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation; where Q placed humanity on trial for being a notoriously savage race.
In this case, Phoebe is definitely “guilty”… I just hope she won’t be sentenced to go to jail for being who she is… Or worst yet, get the death penalty! O_O