Awfully slender book. I guess not much happened.
The diary of a supernova?
“Getting cold, so cold.”
according to the big bang theory, there was a bunch of gas that got together and blew up. Who or how did the gas get there??
And if it’s anything like Anne Frank’s diary, then we now know it’ll also include a few dirty jokes.
Doncha hate neighbors like that?
Wasn’t that the first draft of Genesis 1 until the editors went over it?
The very first second of the universe was a doozy.
Pretty good shape for a 6,000-year-old book….
The theory that makes the most sense to me, although there is now supposedly evidence that refutes it, is:
1) Big Bang → 2) Long Period of Expansion → 3) Maximum Expansion → 4) Long Period of Contraction → 5) Maximum Contraction → 6) GoTo 1)
God breathes out, the universe expands.
God breathes in, the universe contracts.
He’s found a version of the Akashic Records his mind can handle.
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
Awfully slender book. I guess not much happened.
Argythree over 6 years ago
The diary of a supernova?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Getting cold, so cold.”
brain Les over 6 years ago
according to the big bang theory, there was a bunch of gas that got together and blew up. Who or how did the gas get there??
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
And if it’s anything like Anne Frank’s diary, then we now know it’ll also include a few dirty jokes.
Radish... over 6 years ago
Doncha hate neighbors like that?
jerumulligan1 over 6 years ago
Wasn’t that the first draft of Genesis 1 until the editors went over it?
corzak over 6 years ago
The very first second of the universe was a doozy.
cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pretty good shape for a 6,000-year-old book….
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
The theory that makes the most sense to me, although there is now supposedly evidence that refutes it, is:
1) Big Bang → 2) Long Period of Expansion → 3) Maximum Expansion → 4) Long Period of Contraction → 5) Maximum Contraction → 6) GoTo 1)
Radish... over 6 years ago
God breathes out, the universe expands.
God breathes in, the universe contracts.
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
He’s found a version of the Akashic Records his mind can handle.