B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 06, 2018

I remember Data running the same test on Star Trek years ago. It boiled at the exact same time every time.

Yep, it’ll work up until you boil away all the water, but then your head will have to be fried.

" Come again?" “Okay, I’ll be back”

See today’s Calvin & Hobbes.

Did they even have adages then?

That’s what Buttercup says every time he is about to make a decision

Wait until paint is invented. Then you can watch it dry.

Does it boil faster in a space ship?

Boils faster in a vacuum – don’t even need to heat it.

Obviously this adage shows a lack of understanding of quantum physics. Of course this is at the macro level, but I wonder if you had trillions of people watching the pot …