Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 07, 2018

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s the way they would bring important people home if they died on a long trip in a sailing ship.

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    sheilag  over 6 years ago

    When will ol’ Bung’s liver give out, and cause him to collapse and bleed to death? That is the fate of a lot of untreated alcoholics unfortunately… I know, this is from the 60s where you could have a “lovable drunk” character, but having seen the former, it changes your view somewhat…

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    It was terrible. They pulled him out five times before he quit struggling.

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Bung has his priorities right

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    “He fell down the stairs with a pint of beer and never spilled a drop.”

    “How did he do that?”

    “He kept his mouth shut!”

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Drowned in a butt of Malmsey…

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    tonicee9  over 6 years ago

    The classics are so much better than the new ones.

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    brklnbern  over 6 years ago

    Kind of expected that punch line.

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