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When, I was in the service, I knew guys who would dig up any excuse to avoid being sent to a hostile zone. He probably got drafted as a storm trooper, now he is conveniently “unavailable.”
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
55 little marks on the wall? What’s he counting? Windows update cycles?
Tigressy over 6 years ago
Future’s detention: Confiscated cellphones locked in a drawer.
Briwnys over 6 years ago
Hey! That’s the only way we can get the kids to surface long enough to eat, bathe and get ready for bed. The future is now!
Space_cat over 6 years ago
This might actually work with millennials!
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
He must have been abducted by the same aliens that took Brewster.
Jogger2 over 6 years ago
A cell in the brig of a space station has a window??
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
IncarceraTed!
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
It’s obvious the troopers for the evil empire are not required to take aptitude tests.
banjinshiju over 6 years ago
Daniel Jacobson over 6 years ago
When, I was in the service, I knew guys who would dig up any excuse to avoid being sent to a hostile zone. He probably got drafted as a storm trooper, now he is conveniently “unavailable.”
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Just don’t bend over to plug in your charger cord.
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Hi, boss! I’m in jail!”
“…This is why I keep losing to Brewster.”
Earthling Premium Member over 6 years ago
And if he doesn’t talk soon he’s going In The Box