Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 12, 2018

Too bad. You’re trapped forever.

Nothing says LAME more than a possessed apron … exorcism be damned ….

Wait until he discovers the apron shrinks after each washing…

(Nod to Larry Niven… who turned 80 on April 30)

Disposes from the apron mess I have put myself in

Hey a bottle of gin with tonic and say something satanic.

Free me of this kind of hell, I say this devilish spell.

Let me go back to the crack and slip thru another passage and at this message, I can avoid the aprons stupid hold and bet Johnny the fiddle of gold.

Beddabebeddabye

Worst case of apron-cling, ever!

You know, Teresa, if you’re going to cut and paste old newspaper clippings for a background, it would be nice if they were all mirrored the same way. Sheesh. How in the world can I learn Revolutionary War history that way? :P

Where’s Ignatz when you need him?

That devil Garfield tried to take over GoComics again.

Now, when she serves Master his daily protein shake infused with Frogapplause fecal plumes, she can honestly say the devil made her do it.

One of the maids in the White House.

The Lady’s Not for Burning, you devil, you! Caught in her golden-threaded Apron of Truth, you will not be allowed to print more backwards texts to the confusion of Good Frogs like The Old Wolf (wolf, frog, it’s all the same here in Froglandia, especially on the weekend). You shall be cast out! —Maybe into the outer darkness, where there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. At any rate, I hear you knockin’, but you can’t come in!

(5 points for each reference correctly identified. Highest total score is the Lamest!)

Sorry about your subscriber count, Teresa. I don’t think it was lame poetry-comics week. People can be fickle is all.

Grab her p…..