New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for May 11, 2018

And in the winter you will have the Snowballs.

“Followed by frequent Gummi Bear squalls!”

I love Twinkies. But then I love cream pies too. Great time of year.

A Twinkie season? Oh no! That could last forever. Will little Debbie be the hostess of this party? Don’t you just hate deep (fried) humor? Ho ho!

Careful, Majesty – that cream filling has been banned as an inhuman form of punishment in thirty-six countries.

I have been waiting for Her Majesty’s take on the upcoming royal wedding, but have been disappointed thus far. Is there a chance she was not invited?

Mum is a few Twinks shorts of a Ho-Ho.

Mmmm all that sugar mixed in more sugar and they’ll last forever natures perfect food.

Something I miss: Mickey’s Toontown, an online RPG in which anthropomorphic animals controlled by players destroyed over-dignified robots (representing bosses, accountants, lawyers, and salesmen) by, among other things, throwing various desserts at them. As you gained experience, you could progress from cupcakes to cream pies.

Let’s sing along… “When the moon pie hits your eye…”

Is them guys friends of Lefty Lemonade?

Shades of my childhood…those are the FunnyFace drink mix characters, Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry.

Chinese Cherry and Injun’ Orange from Pillsbury’s Funny Face drink mix, 1960s

Pab taking the week off to attend the wedding?