Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 22, 2018

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    We should all help Janis. I’ll take beer shortage and book burning.

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    alasko  over 6 years ago

    Arlo, I think Janis wants to “toss and turn” with you.

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    jarvisloop  over 6 years ago

    I’ll take ebola, zombie apocalypse, another Great Depression, artificial intelligence, and politicians.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 6 years ago

    I was married to a worrier. When she’d say “why aren’t you worried about money/kids/work/whatever?” I’d say “you’re worrying. Why should I duplicate your effort? You’re doing a fine job.”

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    Skeptical Meg  over 6 years ago

    I was married to a worrier. When she’d say “why aren’t you worried about money/kids/work/whatever?” I’d say “you’re worrying. Why should I duplicate your effort? You’re doing a fine job.”

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    joedon2007  over 6 years ago

    If he lived in the island of Hawaii, his choice of volcanoes would give him plenty to worry about.

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    Uncle Bob  over 6 years ago

    “Things that are waitin’ to mess my mind, will just have to wait ’til tomorrow…”. - David N. Blume and Jerry Paul Keller of The Cyrkle. “Turn Down Day”

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    snootbag  over 6 years ago

    How about a visit to Gene & family over the long weekend, just to make sure everything is ok with them!!! ( I’d love to check on them too!)

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    mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Lots of things to relax Janis and get her mind off her worries. Hey, get your minds out of the gutter – glass of wine, a good book, etc. Okay, that also….

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    cabalonrye  over 6 years ago

    I’ll take paper cut and splinter under the nail.

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    edge2edge  over 6 years ago

    I’ll take anything which no one can do anything about or influence.

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    What, me worry?

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    I’ll take earthquakes. “Did the earth move?”

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    locake  over 6 years ago

    I think of all the good things to be thankful for every day. That’s a much nicer way to start the day.

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 6 years ago

    I have been a worry wart all my life and hasn’t changed as I get older…in fact worse.

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    Tyge  over 6 years ago

    Come to bed, sweetie. I’ll show you something I’m worried about.

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