Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 28, 2018

That will be your lot in the end!

Try not to get too involved in the hole thing.

As long as you can use a compass and dig a hole, you’ll never fail to plot a corpse.

He also needs to make sure not to get gravestoned on the job.

At least he doesn’t have any stiff competition.

Be careful not to stand with one foot in the grave.

Ironically, I live right next door to a graveyard. Seen lots of graves dug. Mostly with a backhoe.

I dug a deep hole for a pond tub and I almost didn’t get out. The sides were slippery wet.

He had another job previously where he had 500 people under him – he cut grass in the cemetery!

I’ll be shoveling off now.

It’s a difficult undertaking, so many plots to uncover.

I hear people are dying to get in there…

It’s a grave situation, don’t you know?

The usual defensive tactic: try to make light of a grave situation.

I dig it…