Plan A.1 – go to a mediocre school, manage to graduate, work in a dead-end middle management job all your life and hope you have enough at the end to afford a certified nursing home.
Those are legitimate concerns of Moms. Some of us get those smart mouth replies caused by one of those bad genes coming direct from dear old Dad. Even when no longer in this world if you get a sharp stab of pain, maybe gas, that’ll be us telling you to stand up straight, don’t wear that loser outfit and that’s enough beer for you. Rat and Pastis were fortunate enough to have those kind of Moms and deep down they know.
Yeah, “Go to a good school” and end up with crippling student debt which negates the effect of Part Two of Plan A and so precludes part three of Plan A.
Graduate from high school. Learn to do something that makes you money so you can support yourself. Doesn’t have to be a fancy college. Just do a job where you can grow. Save as much as you can. Do all this before you even think about having children and I guarantee any parent will be proud! Even Pig’s mom.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
And she has no faith in Plan A.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Got a Plan B.1, Pig, of which your mother can approve?
ND Cool Z over 6 years ago
Mothers like success!
Bilan over 6 years ago
He should’ve stuck with that plan of floating away on a balloon.
dadoctah over 6 years ago
On the up side, at least she’s happy it’s Plan B.
cdgar over 6 years ago
I’m too old for a Plan B. Luckily for me, my Plan A, timing, and luck all worked out well.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
That was my plan F—-but it’s the only one that worked!
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
You can’t launch your kids. They have to do it themselves. Sometimes though, it’s hard to watch.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
Being backwards, I did plan B first then later did Plan A.
ACK! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Plan C: law school, then politics.
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.00, forget the low hanging fruit, go directly to plan “B”.
aerotica69 over 6 years ago
Plan A.1 – go to a mediocre school, manage to graduate, work in a dead-end middle management job all your life and hope you have enough at the end to afford a certified nursing home.
jel354 over 6 years ago
Success in Plan A can prove elusive, no matter what you accomplish.
Fuz over 6 years ago
Your plain B is my plan A.
jessie d. over 6 years ago
Those are legitimate concerns of Moms. Some of us get those smart mouth replies caused by one of those bad genes coming direct from dear old Dad. Even when no longer in this world if you get a sharp stab of pain, maybe gas, that’ll be us telling you to stand up straight, don’t wear that loser outfit and that’s enough beer for you. Rat and Pastis were fortunate enough to have those kind of Moms and deep down they know.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago
Get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed, try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don’t steal, don’t lift
Twenty years of schoolin’ and they put you on the day shift.
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Pig has all his bases covered!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pig tried to get a job not too long ago. He just failed at giving too much info
BiathlonNut over 6 years ago
Yeah, “Go to a good school” and end up with crippling student debt which negates the effect of Part Two of Plan A and so precludes part three of Plan A.
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think for many people they have Plan B and Plan A reversed.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Pig, for gosh sakes, don’t tell her about Plan 9…
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
Try going to Community College and put in a good effort.
Squoop over 6 years ago
Does the whole Pig family call eachother “Pig”?
jpsomebody over 6 years ago
The Plan B is for Pigita.
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
Just try to stay out of a poke.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
No mom likes that Plan B, Pig. You’ve gotta keep it all positive with the momster! She needs to be proud of her boy!
eladee AKA Wally over 6 years ago
Graduate from high school. Learn to do something that makes you money so you can support yourself. Doesn’t have to be a fancy college. Just do a job where you can grow. Save as much as you can. Do all this before you even think about having children and I guarantee any parent will be proud! Even Pig’s mom.
toahero over 6 years ago
Ever talk to a gen Z member? seems like half of them will look at you with a straight face and say that their plan B is a shotgun in the mouth
eipxrhS over 4 years ago
I mean, if you don’t succeed, you fail, so…
No One in Particular almost 3 years ago
He’s still in school?