Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    And she has no faith in Plan A.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Got a Plan B.1, Pig, of which your mother can approve?

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Mothers like success!

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    He should’ve stuck with that plan of floating away on a balloon.

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    On the up side, at least she’s happy it’s Plan B.

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    cdgar  over 6 years ago

    I’m too old for a Plan B. Luckily for me, my Plan A, timing, and luck all worked out well.

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    jpayne4040  over 6 years ago

    That was my plan F—-but it’s the only one that worked!

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    You can’t launch your kids. They have to do it themselves. Sometimes though, it’s hard to watch.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Being backwards, I did plan B first then later did Plan A.

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    ACK! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Plan C: law school, then politics.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.00, forget the low hanging fruit, go directly to plan “B”.

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    aerotica69  over 6 years ago

    Plan A.1 – go to a mediocre school, manage to graduate, work in a dead-end middle management job all your life and hope you have enough at the end to afford a certified nursing home.

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    jel354  over 6 years ago

    Success in Plan A can prove elusive, no matter what you accomplish.

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    Fuz  over 6 years ago

    Your plain B is my plan A.

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    jessie d.  over 6 years ago

    Those are legitimate concerns of Moms. Some of us get those smart mouth replies caused by one of those bad genes coming direct from dear old Dad. Even when no longer in this world if you get a sharp stab of pain, maybe gas, that’ll be us telling you to stand up straight, don’t wear that loser outfit and that’s enough beer for you. Rat and Pastis were fortunate enough to have those kind of Moms and deep down they know.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Get born, keep warm

    Short pants, romance, learn to dance

    Get dressed, get blessed, try to be a success

    Please her, please him, buy gifts

    Don’t steal, don’t lift

    Twenty years of schoolin’ and they put you on the day shift.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Pig has all his bases covered!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Pig tried to get a job not too long ago. He just failed at giving too much info

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    BiathlonNut  over 6 years ago

    Yeah, “Go to a good school” and end up with crippling student debt which negates the effect of Part Two of Plan A and so precludes part three of Plan A.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I think for many people they have Plan B and Plan A reversed.

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    Pig, for gosh sakes, don’t tell her about Plan 9…

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    Try going to Community College and put in a good effort.

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    Squoop  over 6 years ago

    Does the whole Pig family call eachother “Pig”?

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    jpsomebody  over 6 years ago

    The Plan B is for Pigita.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    Just try to stay out of a poke.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    No mom likes that Plan B, Pig. You’ve gotta keep it all positive with the momster! She needs to be proud of her boy!

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 6 years ago

    Graduate from high school. Learn to do something that makes you money so you can support yourself. Doesn’t have to be a fancy college. Just do a job where you can grow. Save as much as you can. Do all this before you even think about having children and I guarantee any parent will be proud! Even Pig’s mom.

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    toahero  over 6 years ago

    Ever talk to a gen Z member? seems like half of them will look at you with a straight face and say that their plan B is a shotgun in the mouth

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    eipxrhS  about 4 years ago

    I mean, if you don’t succeed, you fail, so…

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    No One in Particular  almost 3 years ago

    He’s still in school?

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