The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2018

Don’t light a match.

Face it – if he’d made the team, the line would be full of holes – they’d be shredded.

Another player cut on the Packers up in Green Bay!

He just didn’t fill the mold.

He’s just no gouda.

Someone had to say it.

For the cheese’s comment-pun to make sense you have to say it with a phony french accent

Gorgonzola can commiserate with Len Burger who was cut yesterday. Maybe the Stinking Bishop who led the locker room prayer can console them.

Roquefort is still the offensive star.

That team used to be grate. (I’m not too fondue now.)

Gorgonzola spent too much time shooting the brie-ze

Sorry, but you just don’t have the pepper, Jack.

Should have cut Limburger. He is the one who really stinks.

Go to Europe and play for the Luckness Meunsters.

The lim(berger)backer also stinks but is pretty good.

Garrett should have cut himself years ago.

Drew Bries?

I love the stench of cheesey jokes in the morning!

Snort! A Tri-fer!

THREE PUNS IN ONE!? Great Scott!!

Coach Stilton? He’s beyond stinky.

The coach doesn’t know jack.

The coach was molding men, not making moldy cheese.

But Swiss made the cut.

Wisconsinite cheese conversation:#1: Havarti?#2: Gouda, and you?

The coach thought he was too green.

It appears some of the team dis a brie with the coach but he just wants to make the team grate again.

Wow. I’ve been mispronouncing it all along? Blow cheese?