Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 21, 2018

Where does her back end and her butt begin?

A favorite old character from a former FA time.

Yesterday, I got a bonus FA in my email, but the repeat on the web page. Does that count as a corndog back massage?

“Leave it to Screw Driver”

Hard to blame her, actually.

I’ve been rebuffed so many times that I am bright and shiny.

Perhaps Madame, we start with the usual frenchie, and go from there.

Corn cobs work for me … especially with condiments when I get all kinky ….

Ooo…I would do that with relish.

How DOES one get the kinks out of their corn dog?

I like my corn dogs bare-back, thank you.

@SUMOSASQUATCH

Teresa is channelling Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres’s “La Grande Odalisque” (1814), complete with extra vertebra.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grande_Odalisque

but it it isn’t the same a corn dog with out raspberry jam just isn’t a corn dog, you can roll in it, stick it down you brothers shirt, tease the dog why the choices are endless.

A cello by any other name…. would sound just as corny? Practice makes perfect, so If my love prefers green beans and orange marmalade to corn dogs and condiments, I shall play her song in the key of lame.

Who wore it better… Ballard Street or Frog Applause?

https://www.gocomics.com/ballardstreet/2018/05/21

https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2018/05/21

Geez, lady; I was going to use expensive, scented massage oil. But if that’s your attitude, well, fine. No more “I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine.” I have a usable artifactual backscratcher; you can make shift (but if you shift too much , you risk being censored by the Overlords)….

Some people are so touchy these days—even the ones who lie around naked in public!