Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 30, 2018

Poor Eugene, all those cookies gone to waste. Love the way coffee always spills like daisy flowers. Come on, Gene, you can get your four legs under you.

Worse than that, a serious loss of cookies!

Glad to see a Ballard Street household with an appreciation of Mme. Deuxcouleur! Three pieces! Bravo!

Better run a concussion protocol on him while you’re checking out his broken nose, missing teeth, and possibly fractured orbital socket.

It’s amazing how his A$$ has grown to perfectly fit into his recliner.

Did Spike have something to do with this? I don’t see him, but he’s probably after those cookies.

I see the problem, his comb oozed up out of his back pocket and upset his equilibrium. Notice it on his back?

Eugene needes to get out of his recliner more. He is taken to the same shape. Or Eunice has put more starch in his shorts.

It appears to me to be a severe case of clumsiness.

More like a loss of face.

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe he’s just taking a humble bow.

Grace Face is at Frog Applause.

She seems to be regarding you with interest, Eugene. Perhaps some good can come of this.

Maybe he face-planted onto a cookie. All would not be lost. And,,,,haven’t you all heard about the 5 second, ummmmm 60 second rule? Cookies go to waste? I think NOT!

Excellent face plant. I give it a 10!

Looks like he’s having the kind of day Roseanne Barr is having.

Maybe it was Grace that tripped him… (I know it’s Eunice, or maybe Myrtle, but I just couldn’t let that joke go by ☺)

Amazing Grace! how sweet the slip

That tripped a wretch like him

He once was up, but now is flat

Were they really going to eat ALL those cookies????

Eugene has just joined the Ballard Face-Planter’s Carpet Kissing Club ( which is a division of Ballard Concrete Kissers Anonymous )