B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 16, 2018

Second thoughts about second ingestion.

Tomorrow you will be 100% dino poop.

it too shall pass. you don’t want to know what they allow in candy bars

Reminds me of when I last teased a little boy by pretending to grab his nose. You all know the routine…stick your thumb between two fingers and say, “I’ve got your nose!”. Well, he knew the routine better than I, and replied, “It’s got boogers in it!”

How hungry is he?

Thanks. It’s like frosting on a cake.

Great! More fiber.

“Wait! Fourty-one percent…”

Sentient trees or bird ventriloquism?

Have you ever looked at the bags fertilizer you buy at the garden store??? I’ll give you clue. When I worked at the feed lot one summer I use to shovel a lot of it into the spreader. Which I then drove though the fields just before planting. “THE CIRCLE OF LIFE”