Monty by Jim Meddick for June 09, 2018

What a putz! He could have passed her on the other side instead.

Monty has biiig problems.

Road rage knows no boundaries, Monty needs to stay in the slow lane.

Those things are dangerous. I was backing out of my brother’s driveway and I kept stopping. I would see something in the sideview mirror, a slight glimpse. This happened a couple of times. It turned out to be some kid going back and forth on a big wheel. Thank god for good peripheral vision!

At least those are single leaves, not clusters of 3 shiny ones.

What happened to his weights?

Next time, leap over her! It’s just a big wheel! Smaller than a Womp Rat!

Rash moves like that Monty, could cause, well – rashes.

It’s like he’s trying to win a race and hedging his bets to do so.

Monty’s been disqualified. He went off the course. The little Nash tricycle wins again.

As a mailman I can remember getting hit in the heels with a big wheel.

I’m not (even remotely) a jogger myself, but when I’m driving in my nice comfy air-conditioned car, I notice them outside in the sweltering heat. If they have to wait for traffic at a crosswalk, they just keep jogging in place until the light changes and they can take off again. Monty could probably have done something like that, but it wouldn’t have been as funny.

Monty keeps finding new and intriguing ways to lose!

You’re a loser, Monty! Even a little girl on her “big wheel” beats you to a pulp!