In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 04, 2018

“This is not a duck.” So just wing it, Fido.

Took me a moment to get this one.

A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician went hunting. The physicist shot at a duck and led him too much. The engineer shot at the same duck but was a bit behind. The mathematician ran the average and cheered: “Got him twice!”

OK, how many thought the dog came upon an ice skater’s unfinished figure eight?

Is Gary Larson drawing this strip now? This is of his quality.

This is a problem. We’re going to run out of 3’s. They’re already endangered.

wring its neck…..it looks like it’s still alive

Those are NOT Golden Arches !!

Today’s strip is brought to you by the letter “M”…

Sunny Day/Sweepin’ the clouds away/On my way to where the air is sweet/Can you tell me how to get,/How to get to Sesame Street

Dog: “ Huh?! All this time I thought the command was “Tree bird” …,”

Very clever.

LOL

Today’s comic is brought to you by the number 3.

Pretty amusing. For those who don’t get the subtlety of the comments, the missing bird is the key to the joke.