Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 05, 2018

The unicorn on that sign looks identical to Marigold.

Hmmmmm…

Just wait until some Pegasus fans show up.

I saw a UNICORN Cereal in the store the other day. All shaped like Unicorns. Kinda like Lucky Charms only….better.

Marigold know about socks because she sees Phoebe wearing them in cold weather. Personally, I buy the cheap kind, since every socks develops holes real soon no matter how short my toenails are. Just not worth it to spend much money on.

I’d blame people like Dana for the leaks.

WAIT, I just finished this series. NOOO. now i have to wait a day again):

Comparing the Shield of Boringness to a sock. Now I’ve heard everything.

That woman has good black lipstick on. This is the first time I’ve seen a woman wear lipstick in this series.

Unicorn Cookies. In the PNW. I wonder where they are sold.

So, how would one go about darning the Shield of Boringness?

Maybe you could darn it with faint praise?

Uh-oh; almost as soon as something becomes trendy, it turns passé, and then no cool person wants anything to do with it! So, at least, I’m told. I’ve never in my life been regarded as cool (except in my dreams), so I can’t speak from experience.

So Dakota was spot on about the subject.

What if it works both ways, and also prevents unicorns from thinking that humans using unicorn imagery is interesting?

I don’t think you can actually maintain socks. As soon as a hole appears, you have to throw them out.