Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for June 07, 2018

Only if you want to train a human to stop doing that.

“If they offer you snacks, take them, run under the couch and eat them in safety.”

This dog is definitely an American Golden! Ours did exactly that.

Why do I keep thinking Garfield and Nermal?

That is actually funny.

Our St Bernard only has the 5 cats for a peer group, she doesn’t hardly act like a dog at all

I fear that our cats would torment Stella. Or at least Ember would. Yesterday she hid in a box and, when Maverick walked by, jumped out of the box and swatted his head.

On the other hand, it’s a positive change from ten months ago when she hid under the bed 23 hours a day and spent the other hour swiping at everything that came near her (she was a feral rescue).

Catatonia, yes.

Piddle, no.

…although, drooling a bit is acceptable, as long as it’s not on the rug or furniture.

It’s a sad day when Sophie considers the cats for “role model” support. Does she want to create a villainous dog? Stella’s psychosis could manifest into powers of an evil nature. I see many chewed-up shoes and chair legs in her future.

Wow…it’s really that bad, huh Sophs?

No no no! You drop on your side and do bunny kicks, with one back leg!