Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 12, 2018

It’s worth it so you can breeze through Security.

Apparently you can board with zones, and now deboard as well.

Pirates of the Carribbean – I’ve ridden that ride!

I rode the Trip to Mars at Disney World. They had barf bags for a reason, though I didn’t need one. Barely. When we got to Mars, I decided if we had to go back the same way, I was staying there.

Shouldn’t it be called fast plank?

‘Hi ho! Hi ho. Its off the plank we go. To feed the sharks who swim below, hi ho!’

Such an honor! To be the first to try out a new form of execution!

CANNONBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paid extra for that, did he?

Last one in’s a rotten egg?

At least they’ll be rid of that aristocratic snob sooner.

The cleanest, most well-dressed, the pampered one.We’ve all been there.Thanks, Mark, spot on.

Sometimes being an over achiever isn’t a good thing.

You WANTED that?!