Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for June 16, 2018

Well, if those are involuntary sprints…

Incidentally, “fart” is the Scandinavian word for “speed” (as in “velocity” not the drug).

….and in German, the word is “fahrt”…pronounced like fart. It is used to mean run, ride or drive. Or journey.

News to me.

Incentive for the sprints?

I prefer other forms of exercise. Betty’s choice has too much in common with bowel movements.