Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 13, 2018

Best place, the drawer. Everywhere else they’re either (1) unlit and pointless, (2) dust magnets, or (3) unlit and pointless dust magnets.

candles to make s’mores with how nice

“And for light: a cell phone.”

I still have many candles in the drawer from when I was into that sort of phase. It did not last too long. The only time we burn them now is when my wife light some when the power goes out.

Okay, Arlo. Count your blessings. Maybe you don’t need a drawer full of them anymore, but at least the two of you still need a couple – which is more than a whole lot of boomers.

Lighting of the whoopee lamp

Janis’ romance wick is still smoldering.

What? None for the bathroom?

The frequency may have dropped off but the quality has improved .

But remember, Arlo, back then, you could use up a whole candle in one night.

Some is better than none Arlo

I recall an old saying about putting a penny in a jar by the bed for each time you….are intimate..yeah lets go with that, in the first year of marriage, and take one out each time after the first anniversary, that you will never empty the jar.

Arlo sweetheart—-you could go shopping for candles yourself. Buy them by the case if you want.

The longer, slimmer candles make a great improvised sex toy.

She no longer keeps a drawer full because Arlo burned both ends of the candle in his career. No sizzle, just fizzle.