Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 27, 2018

These folks are all nuts…

The torture begins when the phone battery dies.

He’ll be playing Spleen Crush later on.

If only he had a Nokia he could play Snake but sooner or later that game kinda bites.

Let him be. He deserves it.

Winky just has to get the Sarlacc addicted to Candy Crush.

Say hello to Robot Chicken’s Boba Fett down there!

Ummm, Dr. Mel, just a really radical idea here…ever consider getting him out? Just askin’…

I always thought that was dumb in the Star Wars movie. It seemed like you were supposed to be terrified that you’d be slowly tortured for 1000 years. When actually you’d just die pretty quickly anyway.

Basically it would not affect you.

Ok, I’ll ask the question no one else has: is Winky on the clock?

Throw down a few power supply batteries.