Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 19, 2018

Why not let Marigold produce her own natural lemonade for you?

I apologize for the gross joke.

Marigold is a unicorn, and she’s standing there. So…

How does a unicorn kissing booth sound?

Lemonade, or Unicorns?………………..You know what?….I’m thirsty.

Where would one get unicorns to sell? Maybe she can offer unicorn rides? That would involve lowering the Shield of Boringness, though.

Not everything has to be a popularity contest, Marigold, not even when unicorns win.

How much does a unicorn cost? About 4 pounds. Oops, wrong punchline (unless you’re British).

What would you sell there, unicorns or unicorn rides?

I don’t see a permit on Phoebe’s stand.

“Well, I’d better not show you where the lemonade is made! Sweet lemonade…” (Apologies to Weebl.)

Ah. I thought Marigold meant that unicorns liked lemonade more than humans liked it.

Maybe Marigold could open a rainbow softserve stand.

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

Confound it, Marigold, do you get jealous of EVERYTHING people like that isn’t a unicorn?!

There’s always a booth at the LA County Fair that sells “Unicorn legs” (actually, giant turkey legs), but Marigold wouldn’t like to see that….

This looks like the work of an unicorn stand

“No such thing as a unicorn stand”? We’ll see what the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Wiki has to say about that!

[One Internet Search Later]

Oh hey, there is one. Well, it’s not a stand, just a minor character in the oneshot Jolyne, Fly High with GUCCI.

Phoebe: Ok, then… I could sell copies of you for… say… 5 cents each?

Marigold: You wound me…