Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 23, 2018

oh, he thinks cars should be left outside? that’s easy bait for car jackers!

If there’s room for a car then there’s room for a foosball table.

Didn’t they run this one a few weeks ago?

Tony asked, about 19 minutes ago

Yeah, why?

Because our landlord wouldn’t rent out a garage for any other purposes.

Hmm…. why do I have to ruin everything by making sense?

Gosh.

Not guilty, prima facie.

Who would ever accuse me of making sense?

I wouldn’t dream of leaving my new Malibu outdoors in the elements. But with a 3-car garage, I’ve also got room fo junk.

I never exactly understood why people were willing to let a $30,000 car sit in the rain, and put a $30 stepladder under cover.

Why?

My last three houses had garages and my car has never seen the inside of any of them!

Garages are for vehicles, use them, junk is for that spare bedroom you don’t use!!!

Peg, as you don’t own a dog, give him a choice. The car or a sofa bed.

We use a double size garden shed to free up space in the garage. Since we now live in British Columbia anything that will protect the cars from snow is a good thing. Even if it’s a shed to move stuff from the garage.

Am I the only one thinking “pitchfork”?