Half Full by Maria Scrivan for July 29, 2018

I understand all dogs go to heaven, but chickens?

I’d want there to be a line. If there’s a waiting list to get into the other place, we’re going in the wrong direction.

Always gets busy when there’s a war in progress.

I’d expect more dogs and chickens.

Why not a line? People are dying to get in.

Everybody knows God is left-handed, but who knew St. Peter is, too?

“Hey, I got 666.”

I’m more interested in the handbag. What did she need to/ manage to bring along?

They’ve already got their wings and halos, so no worries.